Life as I live it.

I'm a simple girl living a simple life in a simple place.

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

(Source: aryanstark)

So let me get this straight:

hungrylikethewolfie:

daisyunderthestars:

People are boycotting Kraft just because of this one ad

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yet

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no one

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sees

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a

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problem

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with

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these ones?

Wow, when you put it that way it almost seems like we live in a rampantly sexist, misogynistic, and hypocritical society.

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relahvant:

feeling you’re being nothing but annoying to the person you love most actually sucks so much

(via simpukankuori)

Me on my period

Uterus:

Oh, so, no baby?

Uterus:

Okay

Me:

No -

Uterus:

SDUFGYADFUIFSDHUFDSH

Me:

FUCK FUCK FUCK

Vagina:

*unleashes red sea*

Pad:

I'm not cleaning that up.

Ovaries:

Oh, our turn? My bad, here~

Cramps:

Howdy

Junk Food:

Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us

Chocolate:

No me

Acne:

Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down

Pad:

CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT

Vagina:

I can do better, hold up

Vagina:

*Niagara Falls*

Pad:

You still missed.

Lower Back:

Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long.

Ovaries:

WSIUDIUFASJDFHADSU

Cramps:

*sings the Ave Maria*

Uterus:

USAHDFIADSHFUFUGUJADIUEWRFHSJKKKKKKKSAJFXXZXCZJ

Me:

*dead*

People without vaginas:

Dear sweet jesus what can we do here we bought a vat of ben & jerry's will this help

theonewhosawitall:

lokithesnarkworld:

staff:

andrew-satan-hussie:

Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal

IT IS MINT GREEN

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I’VE REBLOGGED THIS TWICE BEFORE REALISING THAT THE STAFF SAID THAT!

(Source: andrewsatanhussie, via simpukankuori)

oh-shit-it-is-our-division:

totallyfubar:

slafennog:

How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.

I’m 100% sure it was just George

No

(Source: morondeluxe, via edwardspoonhands)

ohmahogany:

R.I.P Roger Lloyd-Pack.

To you, we raise our wands. You were the perfect Barty Crouch Sr. You will be missed by all fellow Potterheads. Gone, but not forgotten

Roger Lloyd-Pack. 1944 - 2014.

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did-you-kno:

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that’s pretty awesome

did-you-kno:

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that’s pretty awesome

darksilenceinsuburbia:

luciferspersephone:

reichenbella:

bodypositivestatues:

It is time for a fucking revolution.
If the fashion industry thrives on newness and novelty then they are failing themselves.
If you want a ‘new twist on a classic style’ I’ve got one for you.
Make a pencil skirt for someone who is 5ft 3.
Make a white shirt that will button over my breasts.
Make a shift dress that doesn’t get ‘nipped in at the waist’.
Make a pair of shoes that won’t aggravate my ankle injury.
Make a ‘nude-coloured’ dress that is dark brown.
Make your plus-sized jeans in actual denim, not some shitty stretch fabric dyed blue.
You want a fresh take on the classics?
Try making your clothes for someone who isn’t six foot tall and a size 6.
For once.
Please.

oh and also make fucking steel-toed boots under the size mens 8 1/2

Make some form-fitting shirts that are thick enough to stop our bras from showing through.
Make sensitive skin-friendly buttons and clasps so we don’t have worry about the metal making us break out in contact dermatitis (that’s a localized rash that can easily become an infection, for the uninformed).
Make a long dress that is easy to go to the bathroom in.
Make a pair of jeans that actually fit in the crotch area instead of putting us at risk of a yeast infection (No “V”).
Make more dress shoes that aren’t heels.
Put more pockets in women’s clothes.
CREATE A FUCKING UNIVERSAL SIZING SYSTEM THAT MAKES SENSE.

Amen to all.

Make “short” jeans in plus size actually be short and not five inches too long for a size 16 5’1” person.

darksilenceinsuburbia:

luciferspersephone:

reichenbella:

bodypositivestatues:

It is time for a fucking revolution.

If the fashion industry thrives on newness and novelty then they are failing themselves.

If you want a ‘new twist on a classic style’ I’ve got one for you.

Make a pencil skirt for someone who is 5ft 3.

Make a white shirt that will button over my breasts.

Make a shift dress that doesn’t get ‘nipped in at the waist’.

Make a pair of shoes that won’t aggravate my ankle injury.

Make a ‘nude-coloured’ dress that is dark brown.

Make your plus-sized jeans in actual denim, not some shitty stretch fabric dyed blue.

You want a fresh take on the classics?

Try making your clothes for someone who isn’t six foot tall and a size 6.

For once.

Please.

oh and also make fucking steel-toed boots under the size mens 8 1/2

Make some form-fitting shirts that are thick enough to stop our bras from showing through.

Make sensitive skin-friendly buttons and clasps so we don’t have worry about the metal making us break out in contact dermatitis (that’s a localized rash that can easily become an infection, for the uninformed).

Make a long dress that is easy to go to the bathroom in.

Make a pair of jeans that actually fit in the crotch area instead of putting us at risk of a yeast infection (No “V”).

Make more dress shoes that aren’t heels.

Put more pockets in women’s clothes.

CREATE A FUCKING UNIVERSAL SIZING SYSTEM THAT MAKES SENSE.

Amen to all.

Make “short” jeans in plus size actually be short and not five inches too long for a size 16 5’1” person.

(Source: curvefollower, via simpukankuori)