Oh, so, no baby?
FUCK FUCK FUCK
*unleashes red sea*
I'm not cleaning that up.
Oh, our turn? My bad, here~
Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us
Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down
CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT
I can do better, hold up
You still missed.
Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long.
*sings the Ave Maria*
People without vaginas:
Dear sweet jesus what can we do here we bought a vat of ben & jerry's will this help
Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal
IT IS MINT GREEN
I’VE REBLOGGED THIS TWICE BEFORE REALISING THAT THE STAFF SAID THAT!
How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.
I’m 100% sure it was just George